Hanson Scragglebeard

The crazy dwarf, with a melted blue dog, who maimed the City of Gigantia... with the best of intentions...

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Ballad of Hanson

(Sung to the tune of “Oh Give me a home”)

http://www.peterazuolas.com/BalladOfHanson.mp3
I take no responsability for your sanity if you listen!

Oh, children of men, gather and sing
Of the deeds of one strange man!
Oh, dwarf of legend, Leg-chew-ers friend
Who did many things hard to mend.

Hanson Scr-ahh-ggleBeard
With your fierce blue dog legchewer!
Your traveled through time, And Gigantia you maimed,
Your story be told for all time

OH! A strange drunk dwarf, much was he worth
He Swallowed many a beast!
He fell on his knees, and begged his god please
And served the great treasury!

Hanson Scr-ahh-ggleBeard
With your fierce blue dog legchewer!
Your traveled through time, And Gigantia you maimed,
Your story be told for all time

Oh! Leg-chew-er the great blue beast ,
Who walked at hanson side
Who chewed on many a fearsome foe
and flew through the deep blue skies

Hanson Scr-ahh-ggleBeard
With your fierce blue dog legchewer!
Your traveled through time, And Gigantia you maimed,
Your story be told for all time

Sad was the day that he died,
Swimming in a burning red tide!
Worry not friends, the story not ends
There is more gold for him to find!

Hanson Scr-ahh-ggleBeard
With your fierce blue dog legchewer!
Your traveled through time, And Gigantia you maimed,
Your story be told for all time

Just as promised the tale goes on,
Hanson and legchewer travel on.
Mistakes to fix, and rights to wrong
The dwarf keeps fighting on!

Hanson Scr-ahh-ggleBeard
With your fierce blue dog legchewer!
Your traveled through time, And Gigantia you maimed,
Your story be told for all time

Hanson Scragglebeard

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